BOBBY FISHSCALE: SCALES AIN'T GOT NO CLUTCH

This here's a yarn 'bout Bobby Fishscale, see? He was a slippery dude, always runnin' games. But he had one weakness: scales ain't got no clutch. Like when he tried to convince that dame to lend him her money, those scales just failed to deliver. And when it came to a brawl, Bobby's scales were about as practical as a chocolate fireguard. He was